February 2012
Attractive person: I was never pretty as a child. I was always really awkward and didn't have a whole lot of friends.
Me: -shoots self-
That awesome moment when you lay on clothes fresh...
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: PENCIL X ERASER OTP
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
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w-sted:
yolnt
422753553:
i complain about dumb people a lot but i am the most dumb of all the people
When I have my children, I will show my tumblr to...
laugh-addict:
And I’ll be like:
”WOOOOOOOOOOOWW MOM how you hated school”
And I’ll be like:
”mother, as you were weird …”
and me:
“Mom, why are there so many photos of Dad and his band?”
And I’ll be like:
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today xx
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship